Have I Got a Deal For You!

Lyrics

Have I got a deal for you Have I got a deal for you You might go broke, go up in smoke But you could score big too It’ll only set you back a few It’s a one of a kind it’ll blow your mind If you only knew Have I got a deal Sure the market’s been down they’re selling flesh by the pound Don’t worry ‘bout that Sure the motor won’t start but it’s just a simple part Don’t worry ‘bout that The people upstairs are nice; the people downstairs are nice too The minute that I saw you I knew Now here’s someone that knows what to do Have I got a deal for you Have I got a deal for you It’s solid through and through It’s the chance of a life, better not tell the wife That’s the best thing to do But there’s others waiting in the cue It could be one of those things that turn pawns into kings I’d be lying if it wasn’t true Have I got a deal Yes the traffic is bad but it’s not the worst you’ve had Come on If you sign here on the line everything will be just fine Come on Now you tell two friends and they tell two friends... Come on and make your dreams come true Come on now whatcha gonna do Have I got a deal for you Yes the parking is free I’ll include it with the fee Don’t worry about that Now I’ve got to tell you straight, you really shouldn’t wait You should think about that Now you tell two friends and they tell two friends too Well it only hurts a second or two Just as soon as the card goes through Have I got a deal for you

Credits

Lyrics Credits: John Swanson

Music Credits: John Swanson

Producer Credits: John Swanson

Publisher Credits: John Swanson

Performance Credits: John Swanson

Label Credits: Acoustic Swaneeland

Description

Short Song Description: Seriously, you can't go wrong with this one. This song offers the CHANCE OF A LIFETIME!! This limited time offer includes a 100% guarantee. Just a small investment and you are on your way to financial, social, sexual, and spiritual freedom.... Blah bla

Metadata

Song Length: 3:07

Primary Genre: Jazz-Swing

Secondary Genre: Jazz-Lounge

Tempo: Medium Fast (131 - 150)

Lead Vocal: Male Vocal

Subject Matter 1: General

Subject Matter 2: Material Things

Mood 1: In High Spirits

Mood 2: Sociable

Language: English

Era: 1950 - 1959